I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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