As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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