yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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