Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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