Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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