Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Randomize
