Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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