I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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