This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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