You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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