I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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