I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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