I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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