on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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