he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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