She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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