I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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