It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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