I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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