fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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