i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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