Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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