its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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