Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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