So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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