So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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