Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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