Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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