He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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