Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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