so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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