looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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