Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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