Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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