i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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