Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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