wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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