So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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