Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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