Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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