she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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