No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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