wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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