I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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