Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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