If that was your dad, he is hot
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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