He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize