That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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