I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
