Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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