she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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