sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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