Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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